Proof I'm a Redneck

[GTCole]

This is a funny story I love to tell on myself. I own a house in Gulf Shores, Alabama. We visit it often. I have a trailer hitch on my Cayenne Turbo S so I can have a hauling basket on the rear to hold our junk. On the way home, I was on a vacant highway in Louisiana, when a Jaguar wanted to play. I always love to play. It was clear for miles. He hammered down on his car and jumped ahead, only to have my overloaded SUV with luggage on the back blow by him doing 165. My wife waved to him as we passed and he indicated that his middle finger was longer than the rest. I thought it was fun. Luggage and all. When I stopped at the gas station about an hour up the road to get fuel, it was then that the joke started. Apparently, doing 165 sorta heats things up on the exhaust, and luggage on the back in a cage is not good. Suitcases on both sides of the car just even with the exhaust tips had holes burnt completely thru them from the heat. I could put my entire arm thru them. All my wifes clothes were burnt or melted. The cage got so hot from the run that all the suitcases melted to it. I had to pry em off. My wife was pissed.

Please pass the word to not be as stupid as I am. I'm guessing that Porsche didn't quite take into account what us rednecks might do with their 550 HP SUV's. I hope they get a good laugh:eek:

[Qship5]

This is a funny story I love to tell on myself. I own a house in Gulf Shores, Alabama. We visit it often. I have a trailer hitch on my Cayenne Turbo S so I can have a hauling basket on the rear to hold our junk. On the way home, I was on a vacant highway in Louisiana, when a Jaguar wanted to play. I always love to play. It was clear for miles. He hammered down on his car and jumped ahead, only to have my overloaded SUV with luggage on the back blow by him doing 165. My wife waved to him as we passed and he indicated that his middle finger was longer than the rest. I thought it was fun. Luggage and all. When I stopped at the gas station about an hour up the road to get fuel, it was then that the joke started. Apparently, doing 165 sorta heats things up on the exhaust, and luggage on the back in a cage is not good. Suitcases on both sides of the car just even with the exhaust tips had holes burnt completely thru them from the heat. I could put my entire arm thru them. All my wifes clothes were burnt or melted. The cage got so hot from the run that all the suitcases melted to it. I had to pry em off. My wife was pissed.

Please pass the word to not be as stupid as I am. I'm guessing that Porsche didn't quite take into account what us rednecks might do with their 550 HP SUV's. I hope they get a good laugh:eek:

LOL...I guess Porsche needs to figure out an aerodynamic roof enclosure for you. If your wife is like mine, that was an expensive lesson.:hahaha:

[DallasM5]

i need to update my avatar with some uber hot chickas...

[SyN]

great story, sorry about the luggage and clothes. I am sure my wife would be angry also.

[TiptronicSoldier]

This is a funny story I love to tell on myself. I own a house in Gulf Shores, Alabama. We visit it often. I have a trailer hitch on my Cayenne Turbo S so I can have a hauling basket on the rear to hold our junk. On the way home, I was on a vacant highway in Louisiana, when a Jaguar wanted to play. I always love to play. It was clear for miles. He hammered down on his car and jumped ahead, only to have my overloaded SUV with luggage on the back blow by him doing 165. My wife waved to him as we passed and he indicated that his middle finger was longer than the rest. I thought it was fun. Luggage and all. When I stopped at the gas station about an hour up the road to get fuel, it was then that the joke started. Apparently, doing 165 sorta heats things up on the exhaust, and luggage on the back in a cage is not good. Suitcases on both sides of the car just even with the exhaust tips had holes burnt completely thru them from the heat. I could put my entire arm thru them. All my wifes clothes were burnt or melted. The cage got so hot from the run that all the suitcases melted to it. I had to pry em off. My wife was pissed.

Please pass the word to not be as stupid as I am. I'm guessing that Porsche didn't quite take into account what us rednecks might do with their 550 HP SUV's. I hope they get a good laugh:eek:

haha thats funny, I bet most wives would sh*t a brick if this happened!!!!:D

[BlackSheep]

It's so fun embarrasing people in a big SUV, that reminds me of a run in my Trailblazer SS.. I had a Trailblazer SS with a highly modified 650+hp Z06 motor in it.. I was pulling my Seadoo Speedster jet boat to the lake and I lined up with a kid in a Z28, we were in a merge lane on Eldorado that after it merged went into a bend. He thought he would jump on it and get in front of me.. Well, I hammerdown and as I'm going around him, me and my x wife are laughing our asses off. Then, when we start to come around the bend I look in the rearview and the seadoo is sideways hanging it's self into the other lane trying to catch us.. I get on it again to get it back behind us, it swerves back and forth going from side to side hopping on one wheel to the other before it settles back down on both 2 wheels.. All the while my X is yelling all kinds of trucker phrases at me.. It was a blast, even getting yelled at and being deprived that night of any nookie that might of been on the menu..

[TiptronicSoldier]

It's so fun embarrasing people in a big SUV, that reminds me of a run in my Trailblazer SS.. I had a Trailblazer SS with a highly modified 650+hp Z06 motor in it.. I was pulling my Seadoo Speedster jet boat to the lake and I lined up with a kid in a Z28, we were in a merge lane on Eldorado that after it merged went into a bend. He thought he would jump on it and get in front of me.. Well, I hammerdown and as I'm going around him, me and my x wife are laughing our asses off. Then, when we start to come around the bend I look in the rearview and the seadoo is sideways hanging it's self into the other lane trying to catch us.. I get on it again to get it back behind us, it swerves back and forth going from side to side hopping on one wheel to the other before it settles back down on both 2 wheels.. All the while my X is yelling all kinds of trucker phrases at me.. It was a blast, even getting yelled at and being deprived that night of any nookie that might of been on the menu..

I think most of us could live a night without nookie after almost flipping a trailer with a boat on it! I've seen a ford ranger get up on two wheels right in front of me because the aluminum boat starting swaying in the harmonic motion that tends to flip trailers. A good family friend was towing his friend's 20ft crownline with his Tahoe when the wind made it get loose on him and rolled everything.

Must be a thing with boats...

[GTCole]

It's so fun embarrasing people in a big SUV, that reminds me of a run in my Trailblazer SS.. I had a Trailblazer SS with a highly modified 650+hp Z06 motor in it.. I was pulling my Seadoo Speedster jet boat to the lake and I lined up with a kid in a Z28, we were in a merge lane on Eldorado that after it merged went into a bend. He thought he would jump on it and get in front of me.. Well, I hammerdown and as I'm going around him, me and my x wife are laughing our asses off. Then, when we start to come around the bend I look in the rearview and the seadoo is sideways hanging it's self into the other lane trying to catch us.. I get on it again to get it back behind us, it swerves back and forth going from side to side hopping on one wheel to the other before it settles back down on both 2 wheels.. All the while my X is yelling all kinds of trucker phrases at me.. It was a blast, even getting yelled at and being deprived that night of any nookie that might of been on the menu..

Classic. (mostly the story about your wife not putting out)

[Qship5]

That's probably why she is his ex wife now!:laugh:

[RaceMX-M3]

Pics of this or ban. :)